As a creative lady, I like to stay busy, and I need someone that can slow me down and can teach me how to relax. I may come as a little too blunt and too honest, but I can assure you that I'm good fun.

I have always been the type of lass who feels good every time I am noticed and appreciated by lad. I even smile ear to ear at the simplest message of recognition. Is there anyone out there who can send me something that can make my day complete?

Mimosas in the morning is a blessing in disguise, I have to tell you I would bathe myself in it if I can. What would sound more inviting is having someone lick the drink off of my busty knockers after I "spilled" it down my cleavage.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I focused too much on my career and making money when I was younger that I neglected my other needs as a woman. I know I can't bring back time, but I want to experience what it's like to have a man fulfil all my sexual needs. I still have a lot of fa...

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.