When I'm not in pubs drinking... When I'm not in a restaurant eating... When I'm not in a coffee shop enjoying the taste of a freshly brewed coffee... There's one place where you can find me. In my Bedroom.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.

No one can pleasure me like the way how I pleasure myself. This is a proven fact. Among all the men who have tried, no one has given the orgasms I want. I'm not sure if I am the problem, but I am sure as hell craving for someone who can make me screa...

Here's a fact about me: I am a sucker for lads who are tall, handsome, and who has six-pack abs. Once I lay my eyes on those lads, I get really horny that's why my hand automatically reaches down to my fanny.

I've got my fair share of bad experiences in the bedroom, but that doesn't stop me from wanting more sizzling adventures. I know that people will experience at least one bad sex in their life. I do admit that it happened to me more than once. However...