Where would be the best place for quick shag? Carparks in the middle of the night is the winner in my mind. Getting so randy that we couldn't wait to get into a proper bed to shag each other. I haven't done that in a while, but it still makes my cunt...

A young and pretty lass who wants to find her prince charming who can treat her in the most special way possible. I have been with a lot of blokes in the past but no one ever made me feel special and happy. The worst thing that ever happened is that ...

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

Being the strict governess of misbehaving young gents is a fantasy I've been gagging to try out. All the ways I could punish them when they don't follow instructions down to the tee. Oh, how that makes my knickers soaked just imagining it.

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

Having brunch with the old gals seem to be the only event that I look forward to nowadays. I would love to have other things to anticipate, especially if it's the fine body of a lad. Oh, the things I could do with my tongue and tits.