I like how some pasta can be curly while others are straight. It's like sex. You either go in circles or go straight to your destination. If you ask me, I'd say I like both. Same shapes and pounding can be boring.

When I see luxury items my eyes are sparkling. I'm not a gold digger I just want to touch it. If someone can provide or give me any luxury item I promise that I can do whatever you want. If you're the one, please message me.

Keeping myself entertained during my days off (yes, I still work in an office at my age) has always been easy. Luckily I found pornography! Partner that with my trusty dildo and I'm all set for the weekend.

To the man who loves to waste his time reading different profiles, why not spend your time sending a message instead? I mean you have more chances of having the attention of at least one lass if you send your message too many. Try it now, and send me...

I've had awesome sex, and I'm expecting to add more to my already long list. The next kind of sex I'd want to try is anal sex. It seems painful, but that's where the excitement comes from. The more painful it is, the more fun it's going to be. Tell m...

My ex-husband was a nutter and I am glad I got rid of him at long last. Now I can catch up on the fun activities in the bedroom I've been missing out on! No more rubbish shagging for me, I think I suffered enough. Time to pull some fit lads and have ...