Do you want what the best thing in the world is? In my opinion, it’s getting to experience the fun and happiness of being in a relationship without being in an actual relationship. And that’s what I want right now.

I'd love to stay in impressive buildings built by Romans or Greeks. They look so sturdy and beautiful that takes my breath away. Men in the past seem so strong the structures they built stands until today.

Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

If I were to be shagged against the window, what are the chances of me getting caught? I would be starkers of course, it would be no fun if I had knickers on. Plus I kept myself fit all these years, I'm curvy in all the right places-- I am very proud...

I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

You may think that you already have a naughty and wild imagination, but let me tell you now, that I can make it even naughtier and wilder. I don't want to boast, but a little sprinkle of my dirty thoughts on you naughty imagination can result in a ki...