Alice In Wonderland has been my favourite story since I was a child. Even the films were great! The character that caught my attention from the very start is the Mad Hatter. I like to dress up as him for Hallows Eve but the slutty version.

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

After having a nice bath, my body takes pleasure in thinking about a man who can make her soaking wet. She would be delighted if she meets someone who'll let her feel euphoria enough to make her eyeballs roll backwards and her body quiver.

I am completely knackered of always being the second choice. For once in my life, I would like to be the first. I would grateful if there's a man here who will see me as his priority and not an option when he has no other choice.

It blows me away looking at someone wanking. I could feel that there's this force pushing me and telling me to suck this bloke's penis like a slag. It feels so good sucking his penis down my throat and taking every liquid as he moans.

There's nothing in the world I love the most than a man who can lick my pussy like it's the last meal of his life. I'm sure a lot of ladies out there like to have a big cock in their cunt, but not me. I prefer having a man with a naughty tongue than ...