A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

I was a prim and proper young adult, went to work and behaved the way I should and taught. Now that I've reached my 50s, it's time to let loose and experience the things I missed out on or deprived myself of.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

Angry sex is the best kind of sex there is. The tension in the air when there's a misunderstanding, so thick that one could cut it with a knife, and turning it into carnal fucking. The type of shagging that leaves both of you trying to do better than...

Leave a message if you are a bloke who is looking for a mature woman with the sex drive of a randy teenager. I'm not here to entertain those who still fumble around when it comes to shagging, I would like to get to know gents who can make me cream ju...

I get handsy when I'm around handsome lads who are friendly with old ladies such as myself. They make me simper with all the compliments they hand my way. Sometimes I just want to kiss them all over and would even give them a shag to remember if they...