I am the type of lady that you will not get with sweet words. I don't know if there's something wrong with me, but I hate it when men try to flirt with me using corny jokes or thoughtful words. I want to be teased hard. Tell me what you will do when ...

The past me would be begging a man to stay. I was naïve and reckless. Now, needless to say, I'm chuffed to just be single and not force things. I strongly believe that happiness will come to those who wait.

If you want the comfort of beautiful lies and ego-pleasing deception, then I am not the lass for you. I am a very straightforward lady who is not afraid to speak her mind, especially when my man doesn't know how to give me the pleasure I deserve.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

Someday, I hope to find a bloke who is going to keep me chuffed as hell whenever we are together. I want someone who will not let me be disappointed in any way. And most importantly, I want to find someone who can love me unconditionally.

I like to be explored, to be discovered by a playful tongue. I want to be devoured by a sexy mouth. I like to be tortured by strong hands. I also like to explore the unexplored. We should try anal sex.