What sex position do I want? Any position. As long as I can freely touch a gentleman's sausage. That's the common question that lads ask about me. I reckon it's better if my bio answers it for blokes who are up for something.

I am not the one you're looking for because I am way beyond your standards. I know this may sound like I am boasting, but I am just stating some facts here. If you are curious what made me say such things, then don't hesitate to send me a message.

You can refer to me as a lady straight out of a romantic flick. I believe in love at first sight, finding love when you least expect it, and happily ever after. I fall in love easily yet strongly oppose and avoid getting involved with someone committ...

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

Not all women are made of sugar and rainbows. Some of us are born with bitterness and pebbles in our hearts. So if that’s what you’re searching for, I hope you’ll know what to do. But please don’t send me a sweet message. Something naughty or...

Stop wasting time, and send me a message already. More blokes are flooding my inbox as you waste your time hesitating. Is there any reason why you don't like to chat with me? I think I am beautiful enough to be above average. What do you think? Do yo...