I am not your typical slut. I am a naughty whore who loves having morning wood for breakfast. Starting my day with a blowjob never fails to make me feel better for the rest of the day. It would be great to have someone who can always give me the fuck...

Being a submissive, I like to dress up in pretty lingerie or just wear shiny collars. It's been difficult to find a caring young master but I'm not losing hope. I may be in my 50s but I need to have my aching cunt satiated too.

Lots of guys prefer someone who has cute feet, unfortunately, I do not have cute feet. Do you want to know why? It’s because I love hiking and walking around barefoot and really anything outside that gets me moving.

Some of my mates call me a nitwit because I don't know how to flirt and how to mess around with handsome lads. Well, I guess they can't blame me for being shy and quite stupid at first especially when who's in front of me is as dishy as David Beckham...

I have no intention of making myself known through complex or complicated things. I am the kind of woman who loves to keep things nice and simple. I do believe that there is beauty in simplicity. I hope my simple ways will not bore you out.

I would characterise myself as free-spirited, somewhat of a risk-taker who’s not frightened to take uncertainties and attempt new things. You can easily refer to me as a passionate adventurer dowager.