If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

There's something about bad guys that makes me attracted to them. I am not talking about criminals or anything. I have a thing for a rugged-looking man who looks like he can rough me up real good on the bed.

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

Don't be surprised if I tell you that I have a nice long shower in the morning and at night. Not sure if you can call it an illness or whatever. I do it, for I want to stay clean. I don't want to bring any oil or dust to my sweet-smelling, clean matt...

It's true that when a lady is busy climbing the corporate ladder, she doesn't have time for any kind of flirting. But once she has achieved her goals, she turns into a wild lass who is a freak under the sheets. I'm the exact description of that lass.

A show is what you want? You've come to the right place, luv. With my talent in pole dancing, you'll end up breathless and hard you'll never want to forget what'll happen that day. I'm a temptress, so be careful. ;-)