Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

I feel a little bored with my life right now. Every day just seems to be going in circles. I wake up, have a cup of coffee, report to work, go back home and sleep. Then the next day, I’ll do it over again. I’m starting to believe that it’s time...

It took a lot of contemplating and have talked myself out of it a few times but I've come to the conclusion that I want to start looking for a partner again. Nothing serious, I think I'm past that now at my age. Casual and flirty, conversations that ...

I'm pleased when a man ties my arms to the bed then have his way with me by fingering me. The euphoria it brings lasts for a day. But even after its effect, I can still feel that my fanny yearns to experience it again.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Divorced and ready to play around with new toys! After a decade of putting up with unsatisfying sex, I have finally said "sod it" and signed the papers. Good riddance too if you ask me. Now I am here aching for new experiences and be taught new trick...