I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.

I have a tattoo just above my clit and another one on my derriere. My tattoos have deep meanings. They're something erotic, honey. When I experience a rip-roaring sexual affair, I visit my tattoo artist to ink my supple skin.

I'm a career bint. Spending each day convincing the board members of my ideas. Don't get me pete tong! I enjoy my graft, but men find me intimidating at times. Plus, the fact that I haven't had shag in months. I'm losing my edge. So, help a bint out.

There's something about men with a beer belly that makes me want to offer my cunt to them. I am not sure why, but I have this weird attraction ever since I was young. I actually prefer lads who are around my age because their body is so irresistible ...

The more I try to become a better person, the naughtier and wilder I get. It is a bit frustrating that my mind is full of crazy and kinky stuff. I can't even have a proper conversation without inserting a naughty joke.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?