I am a bit of tradionalist. I want to stick with gender roles. I believe that a man should always do the first move. Call me old-fashioned or whatever, but it is part of being a man to take the initiative. I am sure a lot of ladies will agree with me...

I'm most of the time in a euphoric state. Not because I always have sex with someone. The reason is I have a big chest full of sex toys. When I get randy, I reach out for my dildo to make me completely ecstatic.

I am not a weak girl who needs to be protected and treated with respect. I am a strong woman who can handle a bit of rough adventures in the bedroom. I like men who will see beyond my age and fuck me like I am nothing but a slut.

To some, I am nothing but an old and weak grandma who only knows how to cook and knit. However, I am more than that. I am a horny granny who loves to suck a dick for breakfast and to fuck fit studs for a midnight snack.

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

I treasure a man who blindfolds and handcuffs me before teasing me in a way that'll make me plead for him to take me instantly. I like it if he whispers something dirty into my ear as he continues with his teasing.