I don't know where the stereotype of old people being a bunch of bores came from but that does not apply to me. I'm full of life and energy, always eager for the next great adventure--especially in the bedroom or wherever the passion may take us.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

I am just chuffed that you took some interest in my profile. I’m curious what caught your attention in particular. Why don’t you message me what it is and let’s spend some time talking about it. I’d prefer if we can talk during the wee hours ...

I'm a great moaner. I let the whole world know that I'm enjoying a thick screw drilling my fanny. I'm never embarrassed to tell my neighbors how great my partner is. Sadly, I don't have anyone beside me at the moment.

Opening a bottle of wine at the end of a tiring day has become a long standing tradition for me. I am now old but still single yet have not found anyone to mingle with. I am lucky to keep my office job but lately I've been wondering if there is more ...

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...