You may see me as a granny full of wrinkles, but what you don't know is that I'm wilder than the younger ladies you meet in the streets. I can make you release that spunk you've been holding on to for too long.

When I space out, it's rather due to the filthy thoughts and day dreams that run through my head. I am always up for roleplaying, especially for a bloke who keeps in character until the very end. I am also fond of reading fanfiction and get a few ide...

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

Raking over old coals is something I try not to do. For me, there's no point in dwelling in the past or bringing up what already happened. People should focus on bettering themselves in the present. There's no better way to do that than letting go of...

The way to my heart? It's very simple. You should know how to make me orgasm so hard. Your tongue must be an expert in pleasuring my clit while your hands are pinching my nipples and caressing my breasts.

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.