I broke someone's heart a couple years ago I wasn't ready. I had so many dreams I had to pursue at the time. This time, I might do it again - hurting a lad's feelings, so if you're not here for fun, look away. But if you're thrilled by it, send me a ...

Do you want to drink beer or watch TV to relax? Or do you want to read books in bed? That's lovely. Because I can be your partner who loves reading and drinking beer, though I have to admit red wine is better. You know what else I fancy in bed? A goo...

My baps are still my best features after all these years, perky and sizable. They're also sensitive, which is why I love it when a bloke licks it up and playfully nibbles on my nips. Using their hands to grope my arse is a marvelous option too.

Living with a flatmate is difficult, I wank a lot and have to muffle my moans just so she doesn't hear. I'm quite loud especially when I'm close to cumming. I would usually wait for her to leave but there are times that I get so randy that I couldn't...

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

The most ideal man for me is someone who can handle crazy amounts of teasing and flirting. I don't mean simple, cutesy teasing. My teasing may or may not involve some rough play and a bit of heavy petting and biting. Can you handle that?