Right now, all I can say is that I am on a sticky wicket. I am torn between becoming a nice person and becoming an even naughtier and dirtier one. Is there someone here who can help me decide? Message me!

People who know me well describe me as someone who is "crazy". it's for the simple reason that I act like one. I belt out some tunes when I'm in the mood no matter where I am. You can see me belting out while vaccuming our floor or while preparing a ...

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.

If you are interested in a woman who can make you laugh through simple jokes and at the same time, who can make your dangly bits hard through simple and slight touches, I'm confident to say that I'm perfect for you.

I am an independent lass who is here for one thing, and one thing only, a casual relationship. To get with me, all you have to do is to prove to me that you’re not the kind of lad who is all mouth and trousers, or else I’ll be nothing but disappo...

I just don’t like it when people say bad things about me. Who likes it when people badmouth them anyway? No one, right? I’m not a big fan of Chinese whispers too. I am the kind of lass who loves to be handled with complete honesty. But it becomes...