Unlike other ladies, I am not an all mouth and trousers person. When I say that I can make you cum before you can say knife, I will certainly do that. If you don't believe me, then, by all means, allow me to prove it to you.

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

My tight cunt is always craving for a huge cock. I can't stop myself from getting wet and horny. I always carry with me my bullet vibe, but the short relief I get from my sex toys is starting to wear off. I need the real thing to be inside of me as s...

Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.

Give and receive. I'm not always a receiver, and I have no plans of being one. As a lass who is mature enough and thoughtful, it's important that I spend no effort pampering my lover too. It's a small gesture, but I know blokes love it. Don't you?

They say all women are born equal. If that's the case, then I might be hatched from an egg because I am better than everyone else in everything that I do. I don't mean to brag, but just take a good look at my body. How can a human give birth to a god...