Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

The only thing missing in my life right now is a lad who can make me feel young again. I don't need anything else. All I want is a big cock to be deep inside my cunt. I don't think that is too much to ask for, but no one so far has offered to give th...

I really think that the best way to seduce a bloke is to wear sexy and slutty pieces of clothing. After all, no one can resist a woman who's cleavage is showing and who has her flawless legs exposed. By the way, I am fond of wearing thin and skimpy d...

I hope your day is as fine as my body. I know that my appearance is way past its peak, but I assure you that my body is still something you don't want to miss out on. Send me a message, and I'll tell you exactly what this body can do for you.

When I say I want dessert, it would usually involve a schlong with whipped cream at the top. It can get messy but I love cleaning up as much as I can with my tongue and mouth. As a reward after, I get to ride it like I did in the prime of my youth.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?