Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

I may be in a relationship but I barely get any kind of affection, not even going to mention shagging because that is truly non-existent at all. Which is why I went on a rant and told him that if he wasn't going to pay attention to me and my needs, t...

Alice In Wonderland has been my favourite story since I was a child. Even the films were great! The character that caught my attention from the very start is the Mad Hatter. I like to dress up as him for Hallows Eve but the slutty version.

The easiest way to get my attention would be telling me what your favourite colour is. Why? Because you can tell a lot about the person with the colour they choose. As for me I'm fond of soft pink, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

With the amount of homework I have to read through and make on a daily basis, you can't blame a lass like me to find a way to relieve stress. The way I do it is to pull-up my favorite porn videos and just start wanking the night away.

Let me experience the greatest wonder of the world as you fuck me hard in multiple positions until I start gushing out with sweet juices. I am a horny mature lady who loves to spread her legs for a worthy man.