Nothing turns me on like a gent who has a naughty imagination. I love hearing about the fantasies they'd come up with or what their latest wet dream had in store for them. Why not leave me a message and let's exchange some of our stories?

Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

One reason why I am here is that I want someone who can keep me from feeling lonely ever again. I want someone who can keep me company in any way that he can think of. If you are the lad I'm searching for, please give me a message.

I fancy a bloke who has a tight arse, a handful or more would be divine. If there are men who have luscious buttocks out there, then please don't hesitate to come my way. Just the thought of getting the opportunity to bite and spank it until it blush...

I have one secret I should tell you. I don't sleep in my bed (serious). Where do I rest my body at night? You should guess, but I'll tell you. I find it more comforting sleeping on the sofa or on the bean bag.