It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

I have dozens upon dozens of stockings in my possession yet I still buy more. I just love how they feel against my soft skin, especially when I feel hands caressing them with wicked intentions. I have lacy ones, striped ones, nylons, and just about e...

I have come to the conclusion that I am addicted to watching pornography. I tend to spend hours just binging how other people shag each other. It makes me ache to have a prick lodged up my cunt and satisfy me.

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

I love a good sticky toffee pudding! I cannot live without it, pure decadence I tell you! I would often be disappointed if a resto does not have it on their menu. Another thing that brings me delight are dishy lads who have a sweet tooth for my straw...

Don't underestimate me. Just because I'm a bit old doesn't mean that my knees are weak. I've been going to the gym to work out which means that I'm as fit as the young lasses here. What makes me different from them is that I have more experience when...