To some, I am nothing but an old and weak grandma who only knows how to cook and knit. However, I am more than that. I am a horny granny who loves to suck a dick for breakfast and to fuck fit studs for a midnight snack.

With the kids pursuing their own careers and my ex-husband prancing around with his new tart, I think it's about time that I have my own fun too. I hope it comes in the form of a fit gent who knows how to take care of a lady like they deserve. I want...

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

I can't live without these: 1. Having a man grind hard deep within my core. 2. Snogging while watching the telly. 3. Drinking scrummy string of pearls. 4. Laughing at cool stuff. 5. Sightseeing. 6. Journaling. 7. Gardening. Sexting"

Going benders during the weekend has been a norm during my years in uni. I would always end up snogging a fine gent in the bathroom of the pub. If they're good at it, I would take them to my flat and shag their brains out. What I would give to get to...

Back in my uni days, I would often get too hung up on blokes that did not know how to treat me right. Now that I'm older and wiser, casual flings is not a problem anymore. Time to have fun with as many lads as I can and show them what real pleasure i...