I am a simple lass who loves reading novels for fun. Going outside, attending parties, and socializing in clubs are not my thing. I prefer to be in the comfort of my home all the time. Away from all the hustle and bustle of the outside world. Despite...

When I say I want dessert, it would usually involve a schlong with whipped cream at the top. It can get messy but I love cleaning up as much as I can with my tongue and mouth. As a reward after, I get to ride it like I did in the prime of my youth.

One of my filthiest fantasies would be having a threesome with two dashing lads. I'd let them watch me play with my cunt, moaning and whining that I would love my fingers to be replaced with their cocks. And when we all finally had enough teasing, th...

A lot of experience and a lot to share. Having been around for as long as I have, I learned a few things and unlearned them too with the number of partners I have slept with. I'm an old slag and I take pride in it, especially that I'm having the time...

I like how some pasta can be curly while others are straight. It's like sex. You either go in circles or go straight to your destination. If you ask me, I'd say I like both. Same shapes and pounding can be boring.

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...