One thing that I can tell you is that I am a horny old woman who will never let any bloke be disappointed in bed. Despite being old, I can still move and rock my body in ways that will make any bloke moan and groan in pleasure.

I want the simple pleasures in life, no need for fanfare or being over the top. Even when it comes to shagging, I've always preferred to focus on how to fully satiate the need within me rather than back breaking positions. Though recently, buggery so...

I love to keep my stockings on while riding a sizable joystick. I've been collecting them since my first office job and now I have a drawer full of various stockings. From lacey to fishnets, I feel very sexy and men seem to appreciate too much despit...

I prefer beer over wine. Even a sophisticated-looking lady like me loves a good pint along with her fish and chips. Never could go wrong with a classic. Also, wouldn't go wrong with shagging a lady who has plenty of sexual experience.

I can't say I am happy with what I have not, because I am not. No matter how much money I have or how long are my free times, I can't feel happiness at all. Maybe I need the help of a vigorous young lad to feel pleased again.

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.