My humour is starting to become as dry as my cunt. It's been a long time since I fucked a man who can make me laugh. I know that these two things may appear to be worlds apart from each other. However, happiness and satisfaction come hand-in-hand. I ...

A lonely lass who's looking for a lad who can turn her loneliness to ecstasy and pleasure. I've been single for a long time now and I don't plan to change that yet. I just want someone who can please me in several unique and extraordinary ways that I...

The packaging doesn't matter, it's the contents that should leave you speechless. The filthy gifts that I have in mind will have you panting and I have no qualms about making your wishes come true. Strip off my wrapping and I'll surely not disappoint...

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

Am I the only one who loves kdramas? I'm so addicted to it mainly because it's different from ours. They don't have the predictable plots, so I can't guess what's going to happen next. And one more thing, I'm in love with their songs. They're very re...