I'm a strong independent woman, so I don't want to be treated like a damsel in distress or as a princess. I can pay for myself, I can cook by myself, and I can sleep alone (after I get stuffed like 20x).

For the past few weeks, my life has been nothing but dull as a ditchwater. And I’ve been looking for ways to turn it into something more exciting and meaningful. Any help from a charming lass will be greatly appreciated.

I never thought I would end up this desperate in my search for a proper lad who can make me want to fuck all night long. Picking up hot studs in pubs and bars is getting boring for me. I want to have something for me. For once in my life, I want to h...

I am a gorgeous babe with a booty you will never forget. My asset is the first three letters of the second word of this sentence. I hope you are not too dull not to know what I am talking about. Well, you better send me a message now if you want to k...

I am a moody slut. My mood swings are so extreme and instantaneous. I might be sucking a dick now, then I'll be biting it off moments later. I don't know what's wrong with me, but some men find my weird swings attractive. I mean, who doesn't love a s...

Who needs a good cook as their partner if we can just eat each other out every night. Kidding aside, I am a terrible cook. Takeaways and convenient stores are the only things keeping me alive. If you don't mind having delivery food every single meal,...