Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

The most ideal man for me is someone who can handle crazy amounts of teasing and flirting. I don't mean simple, cutesy teasing. My teasing may or may not involve some rough play and a bit of heavy petting and biting. Can you handle that?

I'm craving to have another casual encounter where I could finally say, "That's smashing!" It's lovely to have that moment when no one can wipe the smile off your face, when all you want is lie on your bed for a long time thinking about all the good ...

I miss the feeling of being touched in the most sensual and erotic way. I also miss the feeling of having my pussy and ass destroyed by an enormous cock. Oh, I am so horny right now that I am about to reach for my smooth and shaved pussy!

On a cold weather, I drink to be sloshed. It's the best way to stay warm if a bloke is not beside me to keep me warm with his touch and hot kisses all over my body. If the weather is normal, I stay out in the garden to receive the fresh rays of m...