Play with my tits, not my feelings. Break my pussy, not my heart. I've been hurt so many times in the past that I barely share my feelings now. Many men have taken me for granted in the past. After learning my lesson the hard way, I realized that mos...

Tending to my garden in the morning has been a consistent routine since I started living on my own. A few decades in and this chore still brings me happiness. I am looking for a partner who can bring out a different brand of passion within me.

I can't live without these: 1. Having a man grind hard deep within my core. 2. Snogging while watching the telly. 3. Drinking scrummy string of pearls. 4. Laughing at cool stuff. 5. Sightseeing. 6. Journaling. 7. Gardening. Sexting"

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

My house is a mess and everything I own is covered in cat hair. All I want to do during my free time is watch horror movies, cuddle with my furbaby, and chill around the house. Honestly, you can do better than choosing me.

Having a glass of wine while watching pornography has become a habit developed due to loneliness. You'd think that I would have been married in my 30's at the very least, but here we are I guess. I'm casting my line and hoping that fit blokes take th...