If I were to have three wishes from a genie, it would be - magnificent sex, zillions of pounds, and immortality. I'd want to have an infinite life with unlimited wealth, for I'm fond of having a shag with young and old men.

My husband is a good chap, but bloody hell, he can't keep his dick erect for more than 5 minutes even if his life depended on it! Along with our marriage, my cunt is also suffering the consequences. I am aware I should be mature, but what does it tak...

I've been trying new dishes in different restaurants. They're all scrummy, but if there's food my tastebud wants to have it again and again, it would be bacon sarni. And oh the bangers as well. Everything about it - sausage, mashed potato, gravy - ta...

I can't imagine myself walking down the aisle nor having a ring on my finger. But, I can visualise myself having sex with several men forever, until my hair turns grey. I'm practical, and I don't want kids.

Not to brag, but I've been told, I'm one fine bint. Don't be fooled by my doll- fancy chevy chase. I may butcher's shy and timid on the outwith, but I'm bleedin' aggressive and outspoken. Especially in the bedroom, I can make sure to make thou cum al...

What I miss the most at this moment is a bloke's sensual touches to my body, particularly to my pussy. A long time has passed since someone touched me in a passionate and sensual way and I fucking miss it a lot.