What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

The way to my heart? It's very simple. You should know how to make me orgasm so hard. Your tongue must be an expert in pleasuring my clit while your hands are pinching my nipples and caressing my breasts.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Don't expect me to talk about my juicy breasts this early. I like to leave a little mystery in the air. Let me share some of my hobbies instead. I love playing sports such as badminton and volleyball. You'd want to see me play with in my tight shirt ...

This maybe an overstatement, but I forget my name when a lad pulls my hair while grinding inside me. Some men are afraid of going overboard because they think that every woman is the same. The thing is I'm not every woman.

I don't discriminate. Whatever your colour, your job, your sexuality is, I respect that. Isn't it that our differences are what makes life full of colours which most of us miss? If you've been here a long time but can't find the right lass, maybe it'...